Today we had breakfast at my mom’s house with her, my tios and tias, my cousin and sister. While we were sitting around the table the topic of gray hair came up. Everyone was talking about how much they have and where they have it when the the subject of gray hair on your pubic area came up. Don’t ask.
My Tio said, “No, we won’t turn gray down there.”
My mom said, “Oh sure you will.” [Thanks for that visual mom.]
My mom continues to say how your hair will turn gray and explain to my Tio that his balls will hang. She explains that just like our boobs hang your balls will too. They will look like wayward walnuts. Someone shoot me now. Yes, world this is my family. No topic is off limits for a Sunday morning breakfast.
Sigh.
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